Monday, October 12, 2009

Shepard Fairey New Print= GARBAGE DO NOT BUY

Soo um... if you buy this "new" print from Shepard Fairey you are officially an IDIOT. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY AMERICA. SAVE THOSE 40 BUCKS FOR SMOKES OR WEED. DO NOT DO IT. JESUS. Is he even trying anymore????.....BARF

Art and Fashion Gone WRONG: JR on a Jacket?? MISTAKE

Sooo um I dont know if anyone has see this but if you make large photos of peoples faces in messed up faces...maybe/.......maybe they dont need to be on a shirt or even a jacket.. cause you will look like an IDIOT walking around.. Sorry JR lets stick to the streets or some large wall that you can put big grey faces on.....BARF

If you wear this just DONT go out.


New Born: Obey Giant fathers Ernesto Yerena

Sooo umm I am not sure if anyone has noticed but a wave of "artists" are being crapped out of Shepard Fairey's Studio Number 1 begining with some guy named Ernesto Yerena whose site callled HECHO CON GANAS directly translates to MADE WITH EFFORT in spanish. Man what a BAD name for a site when your art is a direct COPY of the person you work for. You may want to name it MADE WITH XEROX....BARF
BARF NOTE: Who is putting these guys in art shows? Shepard? Who? Go get a refund...BARF
Obey Factory= take something thats been done...eat it....barf it out....results may vary
WOW THATS ORIGINAL. NOBODY HAS THAT STYLE


Friday, October 2, 2009

Ron English Puts Clouds In The Sky? So Not Original

So ummm Ron English first gives us Marilyn Monroe with Mickey Mouse boobies and now he goes and puts the words "CLOUD" in the sky and we think have to think thats SPECIAL? Umm why not just draw a straight line Ron English and then I can spend 800 dollars for it and a Obama/Lincoln poster at Starbucks. I would have just written "Pussy" in the sky and it would have been in the front page of the Daily Post. Clouds have feelings to you know...BARF

Ron English puts CLOUD 4 times in SKY. Pigs proceed to fall from sky.
Straight line by Ron English 2009


Lets stick to the basics Ron... Keep those boobies coming.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Judges Ruling: Pink Was the Correct Answer Buff Monster ... Sorry

What is this? So when you think of Buff Monster and what color comes to mind...PINK...
Yes... So you give me SILVER??? A silver-ish colored Dunny.
http://www.buffmonster.com/
Hope you don't do that with that Giant Munny for Kid Robot you are working on... Give the people what they want. I ain't the only person that said it too... check those blogs.....BARF
2009 Buff Monster Dunny
http://kronikle.kidrobot.com/product-preview-buff-monster-dunny-8-inch/
Pink IS Power and by Pink I guess you ment Silver.
http://www.buffmonster.com/

First Crappy Nike Shoes and NOW A Shoelace RUG??!! Please buy NOW

Huge thanks to http://twitter.com/JenMosseri for this GEM. So someone out there went to art school and then said :::

"Hey.. I love shoelaces...Lets make a rug out of shoelaces.... and charge 500 for it!! YAY".
Shoelace Rug by N+A : Nate Siverstein and Andrea Paustenbaugh

I DARE someone to walk through this in their home and not trip. Go waste 500 dollars online....BARF
http://www.shoelacerug.com/shoelacerug.html
http://www.shoelacerug.com/shoelacerug.html
SO DUMB

Damien Hirst To Recreate Coors Light Commercial Of Twins

Soo ummm "World Famous" artist Damien Hirst (retarded) is looking for identical twins for his latest art work creation. Too bad Coors Light already has to award for "Best Use Of Twins...EVER" maybe he can put millions of diamonds on two dead bodies. Damn this man is wasteful....BARF


Damien Hirst Looking For Twins

Coors Light .......and ..... TWINS
You should give these two ladies a call Mr. Damien Hirst.

AND.....TWINNNSSS

Umm Nike? New Designers May Be A Good Move...Poo Sneakers?

Hi, let me begin with this:
Juxtapoz.com says
"What happens when one of the art world's most impactful figures pays tribute to one of the sports’ most significant players? You get one kick-ass shoe. We’re talking about the new Nike Air max that C.R. Stecyk III designed for LeBron James. "
Well that was a big pile of poo.
Umm maybe C.R. Stecyk III was taking a huge number II when he put this bright idea together. Who will wear this? I doubt LeBron James will. Throw it in the closet LeBron.....BARF.... with a little bit of poo
Palm Trees? Yeah LeBron is tall too....WACK

Well atleast they shiney as hell!!
No WAY

Boo That Man: Sam Flores A Copy Cat? Sure Why Not!!

I knew Sam Flores was talented but to copy and make a print of an existing painting? Now that is TALENT. Maybe next time wait 5 years instead of 3 to copy off somone. Or next time before that big dealine just pull an all nighter...BARF
Sam Flores' Dragon Tree, 2009
Jon Foster's Dragon and Herdsman, 2006


Jason Maloney NEEDS a new Snake

So Jason Maloney needs a new snake or elephant or something. Every time the guy paints for Hurley I see the same dumb H(s) and Snake. The snake has bandages on it for a reason. It has been almost painted to death....Barf


Big Foot Better Choke That Snake





Give it new life Jason and Hurley...so bandaged up.

STRIKE



So let me use two characters the rest of my life. That feels nice...yeah...love hurley



Who is Klutch and Why is he on WoosterCollective.com

Ummm.... Who or what is this? and what is it doing on http://www.woostercollective.com/ You could write 100 pages of cluth and the art would still look horrible. People buy this? Wood?? Thats wood right??
Thanks Klutch!!!
AKA "MASTERMIND of Vinyl Killers".....BARF

Does Gary Basemen have to be in every picture?

So Michael Lau http://www.crazysmiles.com/ had a show for his Gardener 10th and Gary Basemen http://www.garybaseman.com/ was in EVERY photo. Hi Gary, this is Michael's show. P.S. please shave....BARF

Hush Should Stop Painting

How do you go from wild and pretty to just dumb and simple. Hush http://www.studio-hush.com/ needs to rethink if he wants to keep this style up. Turn back now HUSH. GO BACk. ....BARF:
I love a pee colored wall.
That is a angry cloud there??

More like it. Keep it consistent. Hush



Shepard Fairey is Becoming GARBAGE

So Shepard Fairey over at http://obeygiant.com/ is getting worse by the day. How do you go from making mind blowing political posters to a WAVE? A WAVE? Stencils of a wave? Keep tuned for more horrible mistakes from Shepard Fairey and Obey Gaint. BARF
Horrible
No new Ideas HUH?

BARF

Atleast this was good. Guess supply and demand really does have a price.